In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing.
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Command
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Captain |
Be responsible for the station, meaning use your authority to powergame any job you want. Manage station Heads of Staff and their individual neuroses. Secure dat fukken disk by tucking it into bed. Have blood feuds with the HoP. Use your rapier to slaughter assistants while tolerating amusing antagonists. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the chef and steal his whetstone. | Very Hard |
 Head of Personnel |
Medium | |
 Head of Security |
Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | Very Hard |
 Chief Engineer |
Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing productive with it. Violently protect your department's equipment from hordes of thieving rats. Get ignored by your own underlings. Increase the engine's power output until shocked doors violate the Geneva convention. Spend the station's raw material supply on building a giant plastitanium cock in departures. Despair when you're asked to rebuild Telecommunications. | Hard |
 Research Director |
Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer for not respecting you. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Try to powergame four jobs at once. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells. | Hard |
 Chief Medical Officer |
Hard | |
 Quartermaster |
Oversee the operations of cargo, order equipment with credits, and ensure your cargo techs do their jobs. Tell the miners to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Order a shitton of guns and attempt to secede from the station for the glory of Cargonia for the seventh time that week, then act surprised when security raids the cargo bay to confiscate the guns. Steal as much money as possible and shove it all in your B.E.P.I.S. Dance in the bridge because YOU'RE NOW ACTUALLY A HEAD OF STAFF. Get beaten by confused Head of Personnel who still think cargo is theirs. | Medium |
Security
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Head of Security |
Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | Very Hard |
 Warden |
Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Be beaten and demoted for leaving your office to get a snack. |
Hard |
 Security Officer |
Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. |
Hard |
 Detective |
Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday. | Medium |
 Prisoner |
Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a ghetto party. Have the AI let you out when there's no security presence. Be eaten by space dragons. Roleplay with the Lawyer until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Warden to the wedding. | Easy |
Engineering
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Chief Engineer |
Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing productive with it. Violently protect your department's equipment from hordes of thieving rats. Get ignored by your own underlings. Increase the engine's power output until shocked doors violate the Geneva convention. Spend the station's raw material supply on building a giant plastitanium cock in departures. Despair when you're asked to rebuild Telecommunications. | Hard |
 Station Engineer |
Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment; if nothing is broken, wait a few minutes. Get shot by emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. Try to light weed on the Supermatter and get vaporized. Frequently remind crew that replacing lightbulbs is the Janitor's job. |
Medium |
 Atmospheric Technician |
Be a ghetto fireman. Make sure everybody is breathing by listening to complaints about how useless you are; if they can talk, everything's within tolerance. Build pipe |
Medium |
Science
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Research Director |
Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer for not respecting you. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Try to powergame four jobs at once. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells. | Hard |
 Geneticist |
Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey injector and get impaled by the cook. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store. Infuse people with rat genes so they can live out their maintenance fantasies. Turn people into gorillas. Give the gorillas skateboards. | Medium |
 Scientist |
Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director. Accidentally blow up Ordinance. "Accidentally" blow up Ordinance. Spend 55 minutes breeding slimes for busted equipment then die to one hardstun. Mass produce horrific clown creatures that would make God reach for the whiskey. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, be disappointed when it only serves as a mild nuisance. Kill yourself when someone destroys the ore silo. | Medium |
 Roboticist |
Build big stompy mechs. Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a |
Easy |
Medical
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Chief Medical Officer |
Hard | |
 Medical Doctor |
Medium | |
 Paramedic |
Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. Take full advantage of your departmental access for phat loot. Spend ten minutes playing inventory tetris with your belt and roller bed. | Easy |
 Chemist |
Become a god of narcotics and stimulants. Set off your end of round "fun grenade" too early, killing everybody on the shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies from your "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough meth and mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists anything. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy. Take advantage of chem factories to build public thermite and lube dispensers. Occasionally produce a medicine. | Medium |
 Coroner |
Perform autopsies on the dead people to determine the reasons for their death. Have the entire crew lynch you after five minutes because you didn't do an autopsy and ground the techweb to a halt. Update Medical Records, and hope that somebody besides Detective will use those. Work with the Detective to |
Easy |
Supply
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Quartermaster |
Oversee the operations of cargo, order equipment with credits, and ensure your cargo techs do their jobs. Tell the miners to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Order a shitton of guns and attempt to secede from the station for the glory of Cargonia for the seventh time that week, then act surprised when security raids the cargo bay to confiscate the guns. Steal as much money as possible and shove it all in your B.E.P.I.S. Dance in the bridge because YOU'RE NOW ACTUALLY A HEAD OF STAFF. Get beaten by confused Head of Personnel who still think cargo is theirs. | Medium |
 Cargo Technician |
Push dem crates and ensure a smooth operation as dictated by the QM. Spend the cargo budget on |
Easy |
 Shaft Miner |
Mine rocks. Try to mine the local wildlife. Be yelled at by every other department to get materials. Vandalize the science departament when Mining Technology doesn't get researched fast enough for you. Explore Lavaland for phat loot. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is launched before you can get every tendril chest. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Get chewed by gum. Cause more damage than all the actual antagonists in the round combined by failing to kill a boosted tumor monster. Fall into a chasm and die. | Medium |
 Bitrunner |
Use netpods to connect to virtual domains. |
Medium |
Service
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
Head of Personnel |
Medium | |
 Janitor |
Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Leave bear traps in public hallways. Rejoice when slaughter demons appear, only to be killed by the accompanying wizard. Discover the joys of water vapor. | Easy |
 Bartender |
Mix cocktails. |
Easy |
 Cook |
"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!). Deep fry stolen traitor gear. Abduct Pun Pun at all costs, delimb and disembowel him, and turn him into soup. Find out if it will blend. Deep fry the armory. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. Unleash your CQC on anybody who dares enter your domain. Deep fry the Captain's spare ID. Complain about the botanists growing inedible super-weed. Deep fry the AI. | Easy |
 Botanist |
Grow |
Medium |
 Assistant |
Roleplay as a hobo. Break into every other department like a kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Spawn with a grey jumpsuit and become the chosen one. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Channel your exhaustion of playing actual jobs into finding and abusing janky bugs. Never assist anyone. | None |
 Clown |
Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! | HONK! |
 Mime |
*wave | ... |
 Chaplain |
Get people drunk on holy water. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. Get lost in maintenance during a cult. Be beaten to death by security for your |
Easy |
 Curator |
Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. Find treasure for your exhibit in the depths of space. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica graffiti. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the disablers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so. | Easy |
 Lawyer |
Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Send PDA messages to everybody advertising your services in the hopes of human contact. Attempt to obstruct every arrest. Have the murderous changelings released on a technicality while convincing the Captain to permabrig the clown. Get your ribs kicked in for taking a stun baton. Eventually be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. | Easy |
 Psychologist |
Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Give up on that and chillax in your office. Sample all of your "happy pills". Break into Chemistry and make your own. Convince Security you have a license for cyanide tablets. Somehow be a more productive medical professional than the actual doctors. Commit ritualistic suicide with the moth plushie. | Easy |
Non-human
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 AI |
Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox. | Very Hard |
 Cyborg |
Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so. | Hard |
 Drone |
Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict. | Easy |
 Personal AI |
Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door. | Easy |
 Construct |
Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get |
Easy to Medium |
 Imaginary Friend |
Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death. | Easy |
 Split Personality |
Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that emagged recycler over here. What do ya think? | Easy to Very Hard |
 Ghost |
Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. |
Ghastly! |
Trait Jobs
Those are jobs that can only be seen if Station gets a trait which spawns them, as such those are very rare and special.
To join such job you will have to click a special button in the lobby before round starts, or just latejoin them like any other job if they weren't taken.
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Cargorilla |
Assist the supply department by moving freight and disposing of unwanted fruits. |
Easy |
 Bridge Assistant |
Watch over the Bridge, command its consoles, and spend your days brewing coffee for higher-ups. Defend the fire axe with your life, get depressed after realizing you can't pick up the fire axe and use it yourself. Watch on sensors as all of the Command dies due unknown reasons. | Easy |
 Veteran Security Advisor |
Tell HoS and Captain that it is a stupid idea to parole a Changeling. Mentor Security Officers on how to properly |
Medium |
Antagonists
Main Antagonists
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Traitor |
Try to buy an ebow and esword, cry because you have to do the chores first. Ignore your main objectives and stuff all the station's pets into the washiing machines so you can go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get a discount on high-level gear and depopulate the station. Run a game show with your traitor gear as a prize. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. | Medium |
 Malfunctioning AI |
"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emagged five minutes into the shift. Have said borg out you as being malf because they're all bloodthirsty. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with |
Very Hard |
 Changeling |
Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Turn the entire station into a genetically identical swarm of pink-haired catgirls. Poop out bloody spider eggs and be killed by them when they hatch. Form a deep love-hate relationship with the crematorium. Get unceremoniously cuffed by a toolbox-wielding assistant and thrown in front of an oncoming shuttle. | Hard |
 Nuclear Operative |
Someone set us up the bomb! It was you. Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Forget to take the disk out of the nuke. Forget to anchor the nuke. Forget to bring the nuke. Have your ship stolen by a single cyborg. Kidnap Ian only for a stationside traitor to kill you because he needs the reputation. Declare war with a hilarious message you've been brainstorming for weeks only to be effortlessly dunked on because the crew had 20 minutes to powergame in advance. | Very Hard |
 Blood Cultist |
Scribble runes with your own blood. Rock out with your |
Medium |
 Revolutionary |
Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots. Commit terrorism against the brig. Convert the single robust person on the server as a win condition. Try to flash someone with eye protection and be beaten to death. Have the revolution succeed or fail before anyone even notices it because the Heads are having a lavaland jamboree. End the round just as it was getting good and guzzle the OOC salt. | Easy to Hard |
 Wizard |
FORTI GY AMA!! Make everybody hate you for monopolizing the round. Agonize over not being able to take every good spell. EI NATH!! Transform the entire crew into various animals, give them cursed dufflebags, or fill the halls with bees. ONI SOMA!! Die to a clown with a null rod. | Very Hard |
 Heretic |
Scribble millions of runes in maintenance. Drain an influence in front of security and hope they don't connect the dots. Despair when your sacrifice targets are all better players than you. Forget you aren't wearing your focus as you try to kill a head of staff. Diss Nar'Sie while summoning your worm god. Summon monsters made out of legs because you have no other friends. Make millions of glass shivs. Fill your backpack with your eldritch knife of choice just to land on top of Armsky on your first teleport. | Very Hard |
 Spy |
Approach Security and ask "Did any of you see Syndicate spy enter the base?". Look into your uplink and find a hit on yourself. Sell Beepsky to the black market alongside half of the Armory. Receive an RPG as a reward and blow up some unfortunate passerby. End up dying by Security using the weapons you sold to the black market. | Medium |
Side Antagonists
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Blob |
Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door, except you don't do any of that. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing and block the shuttle from leaving. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist. Spend 25 minutes in a deadlock because neither you nor the crew know what you're doing, until the roboticists finish building their mechs and curbstomp your gooey ass. Change colors every five minutes. | Hard |
 Abductor |
Kidnap people and experiment on them. Thoughtfully ponder what the funniest alien organ to implant into the Captain is. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Lose your abductor baton and resort to petty theft of the armory. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent (they are). Mind control everybody to lynch the captain. Communicate entirely in emotes. | Hard |
 Holoparasite |
Do what your summoner tells you to do, usually in the form of punching things. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Give yourself a truly rancid name and never stop talking in your master's brain. Be a punchghost. Get your owner killed by eating a full shotgun shell to the face while they're face down in a pile of stun batons. | ORA ORA ORA |
 Xenomorph |
Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and abandon your race's survival in favor of acting out the Curator's favorite porno. Become the queen and immediately regret being a slow, fat fuck. Babysit the assistants as they gestate for nine months. Get unceremoniously killed by a welder-wielding assistant dragging a plasma canister. | Hard |
 Spiders |
Pick one of several fashionable spider variants, all of which die to an open window. Drag corpses into the nest so whoever is playing the broodmother can take a break from shitting eggs for 20 minutes straight and shit a purple egg instead. Waste all the purple eggs on vipers, go extinct. Respawn endlessly until the crew bombs themselves out of desperation. Complain in deadchat about not being able to ventcrawl anymore. | Easy to Medium |
 Revenant |
Shock lights. Transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Hack every bot on the station. Materialize long enough to tell the crew what deadchat is saying about them. Walk into holy water and die. Grief Medbay. Convince the Clown to build a giant pile of sharp objects, then sprinkle your special juice on them and watch him become a pincushion. Trade for the role until |
Easy |
 Nightmare |
Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Be validhunted by everybody on the station for your organs! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat. | Hard |
 Space Ninja |
Make the AI spend five minutes fixing the security records. Touch the cyborgs inappropriately. Summon an even worse side antagonist. Roleplay as an edgelord, then dash into the turbine gas chamber. Break open every blue and red door on the station. Commit terrorism, but only in the janitorial closet. Be beaten to death by a mob of angry scientists for getting your dorito-covered gloves on their research computer. | Hard |
 Slaughter Demon |
Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the Morgue for health. Drag bleeding monkeys through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR! | Medium |
 Pirate |
Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag. Park your ship outside security. Have a single cyborg enter your ship and build walls. Turn on your booty detector, have the entire crew come for your booty. Wave around your cool scimitars. | Hard |
 Sentient Disease |
Try to infect people. Snowball off of one lucky transmission into an unstoppable deathplague, or be trapped in a mask-wearing felinid for twenty minutes until you're sighted and cured immediately, with absolutely no in between. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow funny beards. If they complain, turn them into flaming, rotting, blind, deaf, rapidly mutating corpses with funny beards. Name yourself after either a popular media franchise, a bodily function, a shitpost, or COVID-19. | Hard |
 Obsessed |
Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's already a miserable bastard in this shithole. Come up for excuses to stalk the clown. Contract deadly diseases from hugging people. Lie in bed in dorms and think about your catgirl co-worker until you kill yourself from depression. | Medium |
 Fugitives |
Lead the Hunters on a chase around the station. Total the clown into the Supermatter while doing so. Hope you spawn as Waldo, then hope nobody kills you for being Waldo. | Medium |
 Hunters |
Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the Fugitives for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting. | Hard |
 Space Dragon |
Burninate the |
Medium |
 Elite Mobs |
Medium | |
 Sentient Slime |
Die to anybody with a fire extinguisher. Die to a hull breach. Kill yourself because you spawned in a sealed supermatter chamber. If you survive, break into genetics or virology to eat monkeys for 5 minutes, then effortlessly kill a single murderboner with your six hour long hardstun. | Very Hard |
 Regal Rat |
Sit atop a pile of treasures! Summon an army of rats to do your bidding, hoard massive amounts of cheese, nibble upon wires (and piss off Engineering in the process), spread pestilence, and incorporate the puny humans into your biomass. Get captured, and watch the crew become extravagantly wealthy off of shipping your bodily fumes to Centcom. | Easy |
 Paradox Clone |
Appear in this reality due to a freak bluespace-time anomaly. Decide the logical first course of action is to KILL this reality's version of you. Run straight into the room with your alternate self, kill them, then scream about how they were the clone. Be the alternate timeline version of the Captain and give the Clown your alternate timeline ID. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!! | Hard |
Depreciated Antagonists
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent Space God shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
| Job | Removal Reason | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|---|
 Morph |
The only way for morphs to appear normally was through someone injecting themselves with the syringe found in the Gluttony Ruin found on Lavaland. The ruin was removed, and as such the syringe is no longer accessible to normal players. | Eat pens for amusement. Eat the entire armory. Eat the ore silo. Disguise yourself as Beepsky and uphold the law. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. Crash the server by dying on the shuttle and filling it with the thousands of useless items you ate. | Hard |
Removed Antagonists
These antagonists have, for one reason or another, been removed from the game. These antagonists might return one day if they ever get remade or reworked. Although, this is highly unlikely...
| Job | Removal Reason | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|---|
Ragin Mages |
Not quite an antagonist and more of a gamemode variation on wizard. Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. Of course, nothing says the admins can't spawn four wizards in a row whenever they want. | Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other. | Medium |
 Gangster |
A highly controversial and playerbase dividing game mode, the game mode saw dozens of revisions by coders yet it remained essentially either a Revolution round but with round start access to firearms, or a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion. | Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches. | Easy to Hard |
 Hand of God |
Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo? | Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed. | Hard |
 Hades, Pope of Sin |
Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it. | Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest. | AI Controlled |
 Shadowling |
Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the Nightmare side antagonist. | Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round. | Hard |
 Cortical Borer |
The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt. | Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose! | Very Hard |
 Clockwork Cultist |
Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
On 4/2/2018, Clockwork Cult was removed from the normal rotation of game modes, with the code for it being taken out a year later. While most of the assets were removed, some remain in the code, and many relics of the Cult can either be replicated with bronze sheets or found throughout the game. |
Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make |
Medium to |
Syndicate Mutineer |
Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
Soon after said vote, the gamemode was removed from the gamemode rotation, and later on 7/22/2019 was removed entirely. |
Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful |
Hard |
Hivemind Host |
Assimilation was a conversion stealth antag that ended up being extremely hard to counter and was generally unfun to play against. After a community poll many wished to see the gamemode reworked, which was unlikely to happen since the creator and main active maintainer of the gamemode had stopped working on it.
The gamemode and it's related code was removed 7/26/2019. |
Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. | Hard |
 Devil |
Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the Gods would occasionally use devils as a interesting midround antagonist with it's final accession ability disabled.
Unfortunately, devil code was old and buggy, and it was decided that it would best be removed on 9/22/2020. |
Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. | Medium |
 Monkey |
Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday. | Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost. | Very Hard |
 Swarmers |
Not terribly fun. While swarmers couldn't directly harm anyone, their whole existence had them running around and griefing the station by dismantling entire areas, and any resistance they met ended in the aggressor being warped away to some far off place cuffed. Playing as a swarmer usually just boiled down to clicking on stacks of iron.
The yellow drones also had the tendency to perma stunlock people with no chance of escape. |
Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport |
Medium |
 Family |
The latest revision was supposed to support a higher level of roleplay compared to the older versions of Families (no more space cops, no hard win/lose objectives, more thematic family types, portable cellphones for family communication). Ironically reverted back to a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion most rounds, even on the roleplay servers. Were the players, administration, or coders to blame? Who knows. | Roll with a crew of fellow Saints. Tag turf for Grove Street. Declare that Tunnel Snakes rule! Get beat up by the cops. Tell the Phantom Thieves to play a real shin megoomi tenseh game. Complain in deadchat that Families is bad when you recruited literally nobody the entire round for your Family. | Easy to Hard |
Thief |
Introduced as a miscreant level antagonist that wasn't technically a full antagonist, meaning the most they could do is pursue their objective of stealing, hoarding items, etc. This isn't really a problem in itself, but it stagnated creativity on how the average thief played. Additionally, on the regular servers it was confusing for players as while all other antagonists could do whatever they wanted as per the rules, thieves could not. On the roleplay servers, players were overly cautious and would simply complete their objectives without actually committing much crime at all. | Steal important items. Steal unimportant items. Hoard items. Steal pets. Steal organs. Steal people. Steal entire rooms. You're a dirty thief; you just can't get enough! | Easy |
Special
| Job | Role | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Lavaland/Space Role |
Die to ash storms. Die to wildlife. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die by getting bored and suiciding. Die to random civilian explorers. Die to other ghost roles. Die in general. If you survive, make a pilgrimage to the station so you can experience racism and die. | Hard |
 CentCom Official |
Be self-important. Meddle with station affairs. Annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have your body looted by everyone, including the Captain. Be murdered under suspicion of being a badly-disguised nuclear operative. Watch an ERT/Death Squad avenge you from beyond the grave. | Medium |
 Ian |
Perform ass inspections. Eat donuts. Get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed, then have your meat turned into a statue of the clown. Cause a riot when an assistant breaks into the HoP office to steal you. Wear funny hats. | Impossible |
 Chrono Legionnaire |
Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Be rendered obsolete by validhunters. Wonder if any admins remember you exist. | Never Existed |
 Highlander |
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE | Medium |
 Emergency Response Officer |
Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Be killed by a single traitor with a double energy sword. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. | Very Hard |
 Death Squad Officer |
Beg admins to spawn a deathsquad, spawn in at CentCom, kill the admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver. | Hard |
 CentCom Intern |
Do whatever CentCom throws you at. Get confused by your ancient bolt-action rifles. Try to seem cool while only being able to afford ramen noodles. Crush antagonists by sheer numbers. | Easy |