Иан

SPECIAL
Ian	Доступ: None Дополнительный доступ: N/A Сложность: Impossible Глава: Head of Personnel Обязанности: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Руководства: Chain of Command Цитата: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

• Head:
  • Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with)
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • HoP's Hat
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist)
    • Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea
  • Beret (all heads variations work)
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (white CE, yellow engineer, or red firefighter)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (warden's hat)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
• Back:
  • Security Armor Vest (the ones they spawn with
  • Station Bounced Radio (annoy the shit out of get d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common)
  • Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
  • C4 (Rip)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.

Jobs on /tg/station
	Command	Alpha Dog, Master
	Security	Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey
	Engineering	Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
	Science	Grrrrr, Trouble, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things
	Medical	Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Makefeelgood, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Death, Smells Like Plague
	Service	Bag of Treets Keeper, Tastes Like whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like "Plants", Smells Funny, Smells Blank, Barking, Lewd Dog
	Civilian	Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Threat, Bark at constantly
	Non-human	Loudvoicefromwall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal Bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST!
	Antagonist	Smells Like Telecrystals, VERYloudvoicefromwall, Smells Like Everyone, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Removed Dog, Readded Dog, Smells Like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Spider Dog, Angry Dead Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Brimstone, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like Rum, Smells Like Mutagen, Forbidden Snack, Dogthinkers, Smells Like THE LAW
	Special	Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loudvoicefromskirt, Best Dog
	Races	Mans, Scale Mans, Buzz Mans, Fire Mans, Vegetable Mans, Rock Mans, DIRTY CATS, Glowy Mans, Strange Mans