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Версия от 14:50, 26 октября 2023; imported>Diasyl (Adds into "Joke Pages" category, no way someone will need a guide for spacism)

This guide details how to be spacist just right, to where you don't get bwoinked, or robusted, and you still get to make people mad.

1. Do not say the L-word under any circumstance 2. make up fake bad words to call people 3. if you're a nerd you can use species lore to be spacist

Example of expert spacism

  • A man walks up to the kitchen counter, a moth is behind the counter preparing moth cuisine, the man takes a bite, spits it out and begins being spacist*

"This food sucks, if you wanna keep making this moffic trash, go back to your home planet" This is expert spacism for several reasons 1. The spacist had a reason(a very small reason) to be spacist, he wasn't just walking the halls and screaming the L-word at the first lizard he saw, he had an actual interaction with the person he was being spacist towards 2. The spacism in question involved racial lore, that being, that moths do not have a home planet, therefore, the man was not just telling the moth to leave, but also to commit suicide by spacing themselves 3. The spacism had no relation to OOC terms, therefore, no bwoinkage.

now you're ready to be spacist, have fun.