Руководство по хирургии

All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.

Surgical Tools

Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.

Surgical Procedures

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.

General

Step 1: OpTable.gif Place the patient onto the operating table.

  • If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.

Step 1.5: N2Otank.png Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)

Step 2: Intent Help.png Switch to help intent.

Step 3: Hud-target.gif Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!)

Step 4: Drapes.png Bedsheet.png Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.

Step 5: Scalpel.png Do the surgery.

Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.

Appendectomy

Appendix
Inflamed appendix
Appendix burger

If it's useless, tear it out.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's groin. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: cut the skin. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 4: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 5: Retractor Retractor: retract tissue. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6: Scalpel Scalpel: sever the appendix. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 7: Hands Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
Step 8: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
  • Cures appendicitis
  • Prevents it in the future, too

Brain Removal

Brain
MMI

The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes.png Drapes over the patient's head. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel.png Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat.png Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor.png Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Saw.png Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: Hemostat.png Hemostat: extract the brain. Crowbar.png Crowbar (55%)

Putting a brain back in:

Step 1: Operating Table Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2: Brain Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3: Cloning Pod Usually, you take the body to be cloned.

Xenomorph variant

Alien brain
MMI with alien brain
Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's head. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Circular Saw Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Circular Saw Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the brain. Crowbar.png Crowbar (55%)

Cavity Implant

Flashlight is commonly implanted

My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 2: Drapes Drapes over the patient's chest. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 4: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 5: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 7: Hands Place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
Step 8: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
  • Tiny and small items can be implanted
  • Implanting a flashlight allows you to use it

Eye Surgery

Fixing blindness.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes.png Drapes over the patient's eyes. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel.png Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Retractor.png Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%)Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Hemostat.png Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 5: Hemostat.png Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Pen.png Pen (25%)
Step 6: Cautery.png Cautery: mend the incision. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
  • This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.
  • Failing the step 5 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.

Gender Reassignment

For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's groin. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Scalpel Scalpel: reshape the patient's... body. Hatchet.png Hatchet (50%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the scalpel acts as a giant syringe in this case.
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: mend the incision. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
Step 6: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
  • Failing step 4 will make patient's gender ambiguous

Implant Removal

Removes this
Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over patient's chest. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the implant. Crowbar.png Crowbar (65%)
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
  • Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.

Limb Augmentation

Cyborg head
Cyborg torso
Cyborg arm

We can rebuild him... We have the technology.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an exosuit fabricator.
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the limb you want to augment. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Scalpel Scalpel: sever the muscles. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (55%)
Step 6: Circular Saw Saw: cut through the bone. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 7: Cyborg limb: augment the limb.
  • The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
  • Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva.
  • Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn.

Lipoplasty

Hud-hunger.gif
You get this

Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's chest. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Circular Saw Saw: cut up the fat. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%)
Step 5: Retractor Retractor: remove the fat. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)

Plastic Surgery

I need to disappear forever!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's head. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Scalpel Scalpel: alter the patient's appearance. Knife.png Kitchen knife (50%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)
  • Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognisable face, in which case it won't chance appearance.

Xenomorph Removal

Facehugger
Larva

GET IT OUT OF ME!!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's chest. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Circular Saw Saw: cut through the bone. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 5: Hemostat Hemostat: pull out the larva. Spade.png Spade (65%) Minihoe.png (50%) Crowbar.png (35%)
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)

Slime Core Removal

A slime
Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the slime's body. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision again. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 4: Circular Saw Saw: extract the core. Crowbar.png Crowbar (100%)
  • Step 4 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.
  • Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.