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Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

Drink Strength

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Taste	Drink Description	Notes
Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe	Death and licorice	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a chance to cause hallucinations. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale	65	1 part ale	Hearty barley ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Amaretto	25	1 part Amaretto	Fruity and nutty sweetness	A gentle and syrup like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
Aloe Juice	N/A	1 part aloe juice	Vegetable	A healthy and refreshing juice.	30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
Applejack	20	1 part applejack	An honest day's work at the orchard	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Apple Juice	N/A	1 part apple juice	Apples	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. Don't ask why it's green.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	Banana	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Grind or juice bananas.
Beer	25	1 part beer	Mild carbonated malt	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice		berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
Bitters	70	1 part bitters	Spiced alcohol	A bartender's best friend	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 3 bottles of Bitters.
Bungo Juice	N/A	1 part bungo juice	Succulent bungo	Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bungo fruit
Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	Carrots	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne	40	1 part champagne	Auspicious occasions and bad decisions	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Clown's Tears	N/A	1 part clown's tears		Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Coconut Rum	20	1 part coconut rum	Coconut rum	The distilled essence of the beach. Tastes like bleach-blonde hair and suncream.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Breezy Shoals Coconut Rum, 100 units each.
Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Bitterness	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac	75	1 part cognac	Angry and irish	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Creme de Coconut	20	1 part creme de coconut	A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar	A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Menthe	20	1 part creme de menthe	A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Cacao	20	1 part creme de cacao	A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Blue Curacao	30	1 part curacao	Blue orange	Made with laraha oranges, for an aromatic finish. Beautifully blue	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. 5 Bottles of Beekhof Blauw Curaçao in Booze-o-mat
Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Cherry soda	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Dreadnog	1	1 part Dreadnog	Custard and alcohol	For suffering during a period of joy.	Worst-tasting drink in the game, gives a huge mood debuff. To acquire: Order a Dreadnog Carton Crate for 1000cr in cargo
Fernet	80	1 part Fernet	Utter bitterness	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from an emagged Service borg shaker.
Garlic Juice	N/A	1 part garlic juice		Crushed (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
Gin	45	1 part gin	An alcoholic christmas tree	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
Grappa	60	1 part wine, 10 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	Classy bitter sweetness	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grenadine	N/A	1 part grenadine	Sweet pomegranates	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Glass of Ice	N/A	1 part ice		Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Hakka-Mate	N/A	1 part Hakka-Mate	Bubbly yerba mate	A Martian-made yerba mate soda, dragged straight out of the pits of a hacking convention.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Hakka-Mate, 30u each.
Hard Cider	25	1 part hard cider	The season that falls between winter and summer	Apple juice, for adults.	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water		A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa		DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sourness	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	Tangy lime and lemon soda	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	Unbearable sourness	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Melon Soda	N/A	1 part melon soda	Fizzy melon	A neon green hit of nostalgia.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 cans of Kansumi Melon Soda, 30 units each.
Menthol	N/A	1 part menthol	Mint	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Milk	N/A	1 part milk	Milk	White and nutritious goodness!	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Milk Cream	N/A	1 part cream	Creamy milk	Ewwww...	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Navy Rum	90	1 part navy rum	A life on the waves	Splice the mainbrace, and God save the King. It's white rum	To acquire:. In Booze Dispenser, In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Pride of the Union Navy-Strength Rum.
Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Oranges	Vitamins! Yay!	30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Parsnip Juice	N/A	1 part parsnip juice	Parsnip	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
Peach Juice	N/A	1 part peach juice	Peaches	Just peachy.	To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Pineapple Juice	N/A	1 part pineapple juice	Pineapple	Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
Plum Juice	N/A	1 part plum juice	Plums	Refreshing and slightly acidic beverage.	To acquire: Juice plums.
Plum Wine	20	1 part plum wine	A poet's love and undoing	A poet's love and undoing.	To acquire: Ferment plums.
Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice		berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Irish sadness	Bleh...	To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Rice Beer	20	1 part rice beer	Mild carbonated malt	A light, rice-based lagered beer popular on Mars. Considered a hate crime against Bavarians under the Reinheitsgebot Act of 1516.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 10 cans of Shimauma Ichiban, 40 units each.
Rum	60	1 part rum	Spiked butterscotch	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sake	70	1 part sake	Sweet rice wine	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Shochu	20	1 part shochu	Stiff rice wine	Also known as soju or baijiu, this drink is made from fermented rice, much like sake, but at a generally higher proof making it more similar to a true spirit.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Shu-Kouba straight Shochu, 100 units each.
Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Carbonated water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sol Dry	N/A	1 part Sol Dry	Sweet ginger spice	A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.	Reduces disgust. To acquire: Soda dispenser. 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	Soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Sweet citrus soda	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Cherry soda	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Tart black tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
Tequila	70	1 part tequila	Paint stripper	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Toechtauese Juice	N/A	1 part Toechtauese Juice	Fiery itchy pain	Raw, unadulterated töchtaüse juice. One swig will fill you with regrets.	To acquire: Juice toechtauese Berries
Toechtauese syrup	N/A	6 parts Toechtauese Juice, 4 parts Sugar	Sugar, spice, and nothing nice	A harsh spicy and bitter syrup, made from töchtaüse berries. Useful as an ingredient, both for food and cocktails
Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Tomatoes	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Tart and fresh	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Triple Sec	30	1 part triple sec	A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Two-Time Root Beer	N/A	1 part root beer	a monstrous sugar rush	A popular, old-fashioned brand of root beer, known for its extremely sugary formula. Might make you want a nap afterwards.	Drastically improves your fire rate with guns while it's in your system, while making you dizzy and jittery. When it leaves your system, deals stamina damage and makes you drowsy proportional to how long you had it in your system. To acquire: 1 bottle in soda vending machines.
Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	Dry alcohol	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Vodka	65	1 part vodka	Grain alcohol	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
24-Volt Energy	N/A	1 part 24-Volt Energy	Sour pear	An artificially coloured and flavoured electric energy drink, in lanternfruit flavour. Made for ethereals, by ethereals.	Recharges ethereals. To acquire: In soda vending machines, 3 cans of 24-Volt Energy, 30 units each.
Voltaic Yellow Wine	30	1 Part Voltaic Yellow Wine	Static, with a hint of sweetness	Electrically charged wine. Recharges ethereals, but nontoxic to other races.	Counts as "food" for Etherials. Reference to Yakuza: Like a Dragon. To Acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Water	N/A	1 part water		The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	Juicy watermelon	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welding fuel		Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Whiskey	75	1 part whiskey	Molasses	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine	35	1 part wine	Bitter sweetness	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (10u enzyme instantly turns it into grappa).
Yūyake	20	1 part Yūyake	Sweet melon	A sweet melon liqueur from Japan. Considered a relic of the 1980s by most, it has some niche use in cocktail making, in part due to its bright red colour.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Moonlabor Yūyake, 100 units each.

Mixed Drinks

Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Taste	Drink Description	Notes
Acid Spit	70	3 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid	Stomach acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Agua Fresca	N/A	4 parts watermelon juice, 1 part ice, 2 parts water, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part menthol	Cool refreshing watermelon	A refreshing watermelon agua fresca.	Cools down if overheated and reduces toxins. Results in 3 parts instead of 10.
Alexander	50	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	Bitter, creamy cacao	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail
Allies Cocktail	45	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	Bitter yet free	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Sweet n creamy	Very, very, very good.
Amaretto Alexander	35	1 part Amaretto , 1 part cream, 1 part creme de cacao	Sweet, creamy cacao	A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Dark and metallic	Always handy before COMBAT!!!	Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia	40	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	Lemons	A nice, strangely named drink.
Anti-Freeze	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	Jack Frost's piss	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen.
Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemonade, 1 part Iced tea	Bitter tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomic Bomb	0	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Da bomb	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52	85	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Angry and irish	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch, 1 part absinthe, 1 part Manly Dorf, 1 part Syndicate Bomb	A wall of bricks	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice	Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
Banana Honk	60	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A bad joke	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Banana Milkshake	N/A	1 part Banana, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream	thick banana	Ook ook! Eek eek!
Barefoot	45	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Creamy berries	Barefoot and pregnant.	Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastion Bourbon	30	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4. Spirit from Bastion
Beepsky Smash	60	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	JUSTICE	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Berry Blast Smoothie	N/A	1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Cream	Mixed berry	A classic drink, freshly made with hand picked berries. Or, maybe not.
Between the Sheets	55	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	Seduction	A provocatively named classic.	Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail
Bilk	15	1 part beer, 1 part milk	Desperation and lactate	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Black Russian	70	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	Bitterness	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
Blank Paper	20	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola	Bubbling possibility	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals and mutes mimes.
Blazaam	70	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust Измельчите блюспейс кристалл , 2 parts gin	Alternate realities	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
Bloody Mary	55	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomatoes with a hint of lime	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly	Creamy blue cherry	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Booger	45	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Sweet n creamy	Ewww...
Branca Menta	35	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A bitter freshness	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
Brave Bull	60	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Alcoholic bravery	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health and will overcome phobias. Existing cocktail
Bug Spray	50	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Caramel Milkshake	N/A	1 parts cream, 1 parts caramel, 1 parts ice	Sweet rich creamy caramel	A caramel flavored milkshake.
Cinderella	N/A	10 parts pineapple juice, 10 parts orange juice, 5 parts lemon juice, 5 parts ice, 20 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts bitters	Sweet tangy fruit	Most definitely a cocktail and something you can drink with the girls.	Not really
Changeling Sting	50	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	Your brain coming out your nose	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	Creamy tart cherry	A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder	Creamy chocolate	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen
Chocolate Milk	N/A	3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.	Chocolate milk	Tasty.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
Chocolate Milkshake	N/A	1 parts cream, 1 parts cocoa powder, 1 parts ice	Sweet creamy chocolate	A frosty chocolate milkshake.
Chocolate Pudding	N/A	5 parts Cocoa, 5 parts Cream, 2 part Egg Yolk		A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Classic Martini	60	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Dry class	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
Cafe Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	Bitter cream	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Cream Soda	N/A	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla	Fizzy vanilla	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
Crevice Spike	-10	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Cuba Libre	50	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail
Cucumber Lemonade	N/A	3 parts lemon lime, 2 parts cucumber juice, 1 part ice	Citrus soda with cucumber	The smell of cucumber from lemonade, I'm sure I won't get poisoned?
Demons Blood	75	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Sweet tasting iron	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
Devil's Kiss	70	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Bitter iron	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	Homely fruit	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
Driest Martini	65	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	A beach	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunken Blumpkin	50	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	Molasses and a mouthful of pool water	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Duplex	25	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	Green apples and blue raspberries	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
Eggnog	1	2 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	Custard and alcohol	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	Tartness and bananas	The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli	-10	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	A sweet sobering mix	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank. Existing drink.
Fernet Cola	25	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	Sweet relief	A very popular and bittersweet digestive, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Charged metal	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. Spirit from Bastion
Fringe Weaver	90	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Funky Monkey Smoothie	N/A	1 part Coco, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice	Chocolate and Banana	A classic drink made with chocolate and banana. No monkeys were harmed, officially.
Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Creamy cherry	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.	Fills you up.
Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Dry, tart lemons	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
Ginger Amaretto	30	1 parts Amaretto, 1 part Sol Dry, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part ice	Sweetness followed by a soft sourness and warmth	The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
Gin and Tonic	25	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	Mild and tart	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Gin Garden	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part sugar, 3 parts cucumber juice 3 parts gin, 5 parts Sol Dry, 2 parts ice	light gin with sweet ginger and cucumber	Excellent cooling alcoholic drink with not so ordinary taste.
Godfather	50	1 parts amaretto, 1 part whiskey	A delightful softened punch	A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
Godmother	50	1 parts amaretto, 1 part vodka	Sweetness and a zesty twist	A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	Burning cinnamon	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Grape soda	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
Grasshopper	25	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.	IBA Official Cocktail
Green Beer	25	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	Green piss water	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Green Giant Smoothie	N/A	1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk, 1 part Lime Juice	Green, just green	A classic drink, if you enjoy juiced wheatgrass and chia seeds.
Grog	1	1 part water, 1 part rum	A poor excuse for alcohol	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
Hearty Punch	90	5 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Syndicate Bomb, 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Bravado in the face of disaster	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15. Spirit from Bastion
Helianthus	75	1 part absinthe, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part sugar	Golden memories	A dark yet radiant mixture of absinthe and hallucinogens. The choice of all true artists.	Causes hallucinations.
Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	Giving peace a chance	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
The Juice	50	1 part Mushroom Tea, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part Neurotoxin, 1 part Morphine.	Like, the future, man	A concoction of not-so-edible things that apparently lets you feel like you're in two places at once.	Lets the drinker see bluespace tears in reality, allowing them to freely teleport from one end to the other, akin to the "Bluespace Prophet" trauma.
Hivemind Eraser	40	2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko	Psychic links	A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.	See Hivemind Host.
Hooch	100	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 unit universal enzyme (catalyst)	Pure resignation	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.	Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era.
Hot Ice Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush Измельчите Hot Ice. 50u за лист.	Bitter coldness and a hint of smoke	A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
Iced Beer	15	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	Refreshingly cold	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated
Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee	Bitter coldness	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	Sweet tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	The spirit of Ireland	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world. Can detonate a Clown Car if the subject has over 30u in their system.
Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Giving up on the day	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
Irish Cream	50	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	Creamy alcohol	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
Italian Hot Chocolate	N/A	5 parts Hot Coco, 4 parts whipped cream, 1 parts corn starch	Thick creamy chocolate	An extra thick hot chocolate filled with love.
Jack Rose	15	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A sweet and sour slice of apple	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.	Exists in real life
Kamikaze	60	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divine windiness	Divinely windy.	IBA Official Cocktail
Kortara	25	Ferment korta nuts	Sweet nectar	A sweet, milky nut-based drink enjoyed on Tizira. Frequently mixed with fruit juices and cocoa for extra refreshment.	The fermented nectar of the Korta nut, as enjoyed by lizards galaxywide.
Lemonade	N/A	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sunshine and summertime	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Lizard Wine	45	1 Lizard Tail, 100 units Ethanol	Scaley sweetness	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .
Long Island Iced Tea	35	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	A mixture of cola and alcohol	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan	30	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	Mild dryness	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan Project	45	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	Death, the destroyer of worlds	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Dry and salty	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
Mauna Loa	40	2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua	Firey, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh	Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!	Can make you very hot.
Mead	30	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	Sweet, sweet alcohol	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Exists in real world
Melon Baller Smoothie	N/A	1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Milk	Fresh melon	A wonderfully fresh melon smoothie. Guaranteed to brighten your day.
Mojito	30	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	Refreshing mint	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.	IBA Official Cocktail
Moonshine	95	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	Bitterness	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Moscow Mule	30	5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice	Refreshing sweetness	A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
Nar'Sour	10	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part Demons Blood	Bloody	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	The future	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed. Reference to Fallout.
Old Timer	35	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	Simpler times	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older.
Neurotoxin	50	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A numbing sensation	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	0	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lemon juice	Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Painkiller	20	5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice	Sugary tartness	Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)	Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with bone gel.
Patron	60	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Metallic and expensive	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Peppermint Patty	25	6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	Mint and chocolate	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Pina Colada	40	3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum	Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean	A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.	Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Planet Cracker	50	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	Triumph with a hint of bitterness	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6. (If one part is 5 units, three units egg yolk will be left over and have to be filtered out, scales. Haven't done the math yet, to see what is really needed)
Pod Tesla	80	5 parts Telepole, 3 parts Brave Bull, 5 parts Admiralty.	Victory, with a hint of insanity	Ride the lightning! Recharges etherials, suppresses phobias, and gives strong temporary shock resistance.	Makes 15 parts instead of 12. Grants a full - on immunity to tesla shocks. Useful if the supermatter is about to explode/has exploded, or if someone is taking a mech armed with a tesla cannon for a joyride.
Pruno	85	First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.	Your tastebuds being individually shanked	Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.	Disgusting.
Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	Creamy pumpkin	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadruple Sec	35	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts grenadine	An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals people with security personnel livers 1 damage in all body parts per tick.
Quintiple Sec	55	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	THE LAW	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals people with security personnel livers 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Has a high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
Red Mead	31	1 part mead, 1 part blood	Sweet and salty alcohol	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Red Queen	N/A	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum Fly amanita	Wonder	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
Roy Rogers	N/A	2 parts Space Cola, 1 part Grenadine	Fruity overlysweet cola	90% sugar in a glass.	Induces a sugar rush.
Rubberneck	60	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	Artificial fruityness	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.	Makes you immune to shocks.
Rum and Coke	40	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	Cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sbiten	70	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	Hot and spice	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world
Screwdriver Cocktail	55	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	Oranges	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	CE, engineers and atmos techs will heal toxin if they're irradiated and drink this. IBA Official Cocktail
Shirley Temple	N/A	2 parts Sol Dry, 1 part Grenadine	Sweet cherry syrup and ginger spice	Ginger ale with processed grenadine.	Reduces disgust
Sidecar	45	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	Delicious freedom	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.	IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer	59	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A pencil editor	A drink from mime Heaven.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singulo	35	5 parts vodka, 1 part Liquid Dark Matter, 5 part wine	Concentrated matter	A blue-space beverage.	Makes you immune to SM hallucinations and sucks nearby objects towards you.
Snow White	35	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	Refreshing cold	A cold refreshment.
Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	Creamy coffee	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Squirt Cider	40	2 parts water, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part nutriment, 1 part Salt	Stale bread with a staler aftertaste	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.	Spirit from Bastion
Stinger	25	10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe	A slap on the face in the best possible way	A snappy way to end the day.	IBA Official Cocktail
Strawberry Banana Smoothie	N/A	1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk, 1 part Banana Juice	Strawberry and banana	A classic drink which countless souls have bonded over...
Strawberry Milkshake	N/A	1 part Berry juice, 1 part Ice, 1 part cream.	sweet strawberries and milk	A strawberry milkshake, far superior to those with weaker chocolate inclined tastebuds.
Sugar Rush	10	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Your arteries clogging with sugar	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Syndicate Bomb	90	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	Purified antagonism	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
T	N/A	1 part nothing, 1 part tea	One of your 26 favorite letters	You expected to find this in a soup, but this is fine too.	If you're a mime, mutes you, heals your toxin damage and reduces sleep and drowsiness
Telepole	50	1 part Voltaic Yellow Wine, 2 parts Dark And Stormy, 1 Part Sake	The Howling Storm	A grounding rod in the form of a drink. Recharges etherials, and gives temporary shock resistance.	Grants immunity to shocks akin to grey bull, and recharges Etherials. Reference to Limbus Company
Tequila Sunrise	45	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oranges with a hint of pomegranate	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
The Hat	80	1 part plum wine, 1 part ethanol, 1 part water	Something perfumy	A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
The Manly Dorf	100	1 parts beer, 2 parts ale	Hair on your chest and your chin	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteen Loko	80	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	Jitters and death	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	Dryness	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Toxins Special	25	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Spicy toxins	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Trappist Beer	40	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	Dried plums and malt	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Extreme bitterness	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Turbo	85	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide 2 × Ammonia 3 × Hydrogen 1 × Nitrogen 2 × Oxygen 1 × Nitrogen Температура 525K , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	The outlaw spirit	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Vanilla Dream Smoothie	N/A	1 part vanilla, 1 part milk, 1 part cream	Creamy vanilla	A classic drink made with vanilla and fresh cream.
Vanilla Milkshake	N/A	1 parts cream, 1 parts vanilla, 1 parts ice	Sweet creamy vanilla	A vanilla flavored milkshake. The basics are still good.
Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 parts cream, 5 parts vanilla, 2 parts eggyolk		A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
Vodka and Tonic	70	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	Tart bitterness	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Vodka Martini	65	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	Shaken, not stirred	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Whiskey Cola	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Whiskey Soda	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Soda	Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Sour lemons	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
White Russian	50	5 Black Russian, 3 part cream	Bitter cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz Fizz	50	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	Friendship! It is magic, after all	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe		You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Lizard Drinks

Drinks with Tizirian origins.

Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Taste	Drink Description	Notes
Drunken Espatier	65	2 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts moonshine, 1 part berry juice	Sorrow	Look, if you had to get into a shootout in the cold vacuum of space, you'd want to be drunk too.	A drink to make facing death easier.
Mushi Kombucha	N/A	3 parts mushroom tea, 2 parts korta nectar, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)		A popular summer beverage on Tizira, made from sweetened mushroom tea.	A glass of (slightly alcoholic) fermented sweetened mushroom tea. Refreshing, if a little strange.
Mushroom Tea	N/A	1 part mushroom powder, 5 parts water	Mushrooms	A savoury glass of tea made from polypore mushroom shavings, originally native to Tizira.	Oddly savoury for a drink. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Protein Blend	65	1u organic slurry, 1u korta flour, 1u blood, 2u ethanol	Regret	A vile blend of protein, pure grain alcohol, korta flour, and blood. Useful for bulking up, if you can keep it down.	Vile, even by lizard standards.
Sea Breeze	15	3 parts kortara, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part creme de cacao	Mint choc chip	Light and refreshing with a mint and cocoa hit- like mint choc chip ice cream you can drink!	Minty, chocolatey, and creamy.
Triumphal Arch	60	5 part mushi kombucha, 2 parts grappa, 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part gold	Victory	A drink celebrating the Lizard Empire and its military victories. It's popular at bars on Unification Day.	A toast to the Empire, long may it stand.
White Tiziran	50	5 Black Russian, 3 part kortara	Strikes and gutters	A mix of vodka and kortara. The Lizard imbibes.	I had a rough night and I hate the fucking humans, man.

Mothic Drinks

Drinks with Mothic origins.

Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Taste	Drink Description	Notes
Admiralty	100	3 parts Navy rum, 1 part fernet, 1 part vermouth	Haughty arrogance	A refined, bitter drink made with navy rum, vermouth and fernet.
Dark and stormy	50	3 parts Rum, 7 part Sol Dry	Ginger and rum	A classic drink arriving to thunderous applause.
Long John Silver	50	4 part Navy rum, 1 part bitters, 5 part lemonade	Rum and spices	A long drink of navy rum, bitters, and lemonade. Particularly popular aboard the Mothic Fleet as it's light on ration credits and heavy on flavour.
Long Haul	35	4 part Navy rum, 3 part curacao, 2 part sugar, 1 part bitters, 15 part sodawater	Companionship	A perfect companion for a lonely long haul flight
Salt and swell	60	4 part Navy rum, 3 part Toechtauese syrup, 2 part Egg White, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution	Salt and spice	A bracing sour with an interesting salty taste
Tich Toch	75	6 parts Tiltaellen, 2 parts Toechtauese syrup, 2 part vodka	Spicy sour cheesy yoghurt	A mix of Tiltällen, Töchtaüse Syrup, and vodka. It's not exactly to everyones' tastes.	Disgusting
Tiltaellen	10	8 parts Yoghurt, 1 parts Vinegar, 1 part Salt	Sour cheesy yoghurt	A lightly fermented yoghurt drink with salt and a light dash of vinegar. Has a distinct sour cheesy flavour.	Disgusting
Tropical storm	40	2 part rum, 2 parts curacao, 4 parts triplecitrus, 2 part Pineapple juice	The tropics	A taste of the Caribbean in one glass.

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Star-kist	Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
	Pwr Game	The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
	Canned air	24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
	Grey Bull	Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
	Monkey Energy	Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
	Sol Dry	30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Coco	Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.