Руководство по хирургии: различия между версиями

imported>Kosmos
м (A very good idea, although could we have the % visible? The span-thing isn't really intuitive (at least to me). Also could someone check how the bedsheet or operating on the floor/normal table affects overall %?)
imported>Kelenius
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's eyes.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
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|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife (65%)</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard (45%)</span>
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut the skin around the eyes.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
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|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters (35%)</span>
|Step 3: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': lift up the eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%)[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
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|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters (60%)</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable (15%)</span>
|Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': stop any potential bleeding.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%)[[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
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|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Pen.png]] <span title="25%">Pen (25%)</span>
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': fix the patient's eyes.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Pen.png]] Pen (25%)
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|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] <span title="70%">Welding tool (70%)</span> [[File:Lighter.png]] <span title="45%">Lighter (45%)</span> [[File:Match.png]] <span title="20%">Match (20%)</span>
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
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|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet.
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
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|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] <span title="65%">Kitchen knife (65%)</span> [[File:Shard.png]] <span title="45%">Shard (45%)</span>
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
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|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="60%">Wirecutters (60%)</span> [[File:CableCoils.png]] <span title="15%">Cable (15%)</span>
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
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|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] <span title="45%">Screwdriver (45%)</span> [[File:Wirecutters.png]] <span title="35%">Wirecutters (35%)</span>
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
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|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] <span title="35%">Hatchet (35%)</span> [[File:Butcherknife.png]] <span title="25%">Butcher's Knife (25%)</span> [[File:Arm_blade.png]] <span title="75%">Arm blade (75%)</span>
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
|-
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|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] <span title="55%">Crowbar (55%)</span>
|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)
|}
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== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
{|
 
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain.
|-
 
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the patient's head.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head.
|-
 
|Step 2: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
Step 3: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''.
|-
 
|Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh.
|-
 
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''.
|-
 
|Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''': cut through the skull.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''.
|-
 
|Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': Extract the brain.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (55%)
Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar).
|}
 
Step 8: [[File:AlienMMI.png|Alien-Machine Interface]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde.
 
Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png|Morgue Tray]] Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]].
 


== Implant Removal ==
== Implant Removal ==
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
|-
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over patient's chest.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the flesh.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''': retract tissue.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': extract the implant.||[[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar (60%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] '''Cautery''': seal the wound.||[[File:Welder.png]] Welding tool (70%) [[File:Lighter.png]] Lighter (45%) [[File:Match.png]] Match (20%)
|}


Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
== Appendectomy ==
 
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
 
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest.
 
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's chest with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh.
 
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with your '''hemostat'''.


Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract skin with your '''retractor'''.
Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the implant with your '''hemostat'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
== Appendectomy ==
'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
'''If it's useless, tear it out.'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
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Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''.
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''.


Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis!
== Xenomorph Removal ==
 


== Xenomorph Removal ==
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives!
== Lipoplasty ==


== Lipoplasty ==
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional)
== Plastic Surgery ==


== Plastic Surgery ==
'''I need to disappear forever!'''
'''I need to disappear forever!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.
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Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.
Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made.


Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program.
== Gender Reassignment ==
 


== Gender Reassignment ==
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin.
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Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)


== Cavity Implant ==


== Cavity Implant ==
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!'''
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest.
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Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''.


== Augmentation ==


==Augmentation==
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.'''


Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
{|
|Procedure||Ghetto analogues
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|Step 0: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
|-
|Step 1: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] '''Drapes''' over the limb you want to augment.||[[File:Bedsheet.png]] Bedsheet
|-
|Step 2: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''': cut back the skin.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 3: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] '''Hemostat''': clamp bleeders.||[[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (60%) [[File:CableCoils.png]] Cable (15%)
|-
|Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] '''Retractor''' to pull back the skin.||[[File:Screwdriver_tool.png]] Screwdriver (45%) [[File:Wirecutters.png]] Wirecutters (35%)
|-
|Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] '''Scalpel''' to sever the muscles.||[[File:Knife.png]] Kitchen knife (65%) [[File:Shard.png]] Shard (45%)
|-
|Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] '''Saw''' to cut through the limb.||[[File:Hatchet.png]] Hatchet (35%) [[File:Butcherknife.png]] Butcher's Knife (25%) [[File:Arm_blade.png]] Arm blade (75%)
|-
|Step 7: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.
|}


Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
= Ghetto Surgery =


Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the limb you want to augment.
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the limb you want to replace with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the skin.
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''.
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin.
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the muscles.
Step 7: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the limb.
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.
=Ghetto Surgery=
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.


If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain.
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head.
Step 3: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''.
Step 4: Aim for the patient's head with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh.
Step 5: Retract tissue with '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''.
Step 6: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''.
Step 7: Extract the brain with the '''crowbar (55%)'''.
Step 8: Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde.
Step 9: Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]].
== Implant Removal ==
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over patient's chest.
Step 3: Aim for the patient's chest with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.
Step 5: Retract skin with a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''.
Step 6: Extract the implant with a '''crowbar (65%)'''.
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.


== Appendectomy ==
== Appendectomy ==
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Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''.
==Augmentation==
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''.
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the limb you want to augment.
Step 3: Aim for the limb you want to replace with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the skin.
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''.
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin.
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to sever the muscles.
Step 7: Use a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)''' to cut through the limb.
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment.


[[Category:Guides]]
[[Category:Guides]]

Версия от 20:48, 13 июня 2014

All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.

Surgical Tools

Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.

Surgical Procedures

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.

General

Step 1: OpTable.gif Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 1.5: N2Otank.png Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)

Step 2: Intent Help.png Switch to help intent.

Step 3: Drapes.png Bedsheet.png Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.

Step 4: Scalpel.png Do the surgery.

Step 5: Wake up the patient and kick them out.

Eye Surgery

Fixing blindness.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes.png Drapes over the patient's eyes. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel.png Scalpel: cut the skin around the eyes. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Retractor.png Retractor: lift up the eyes. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%)Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Hemostat.png Hemostat: stop any potential bleeding. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%)CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 5: Hemostat.png Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Pen.png Pen (25%)
Step 6: Cautery.png Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)

Brain Surgery

The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes.png Drapes over the patient's head. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel.png Scalpel: cut back the flesh. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat.png Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor.png Retractor: retract tissue. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Saw.png Saw: cut through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: Hemostat.png Hemostat: Extract the brain. Crowbar.png Crowbar (55%)

Putting a brain back in:

Step 1: Operating Table Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2: Brain Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3: Cloning Pod Usually, you take the body to be cloned.


Xenomorph Brain Surgery

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the patient's head. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Circular Saw Saw: cut through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: cut back the flesh. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: retract tissue. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Circular Saw Saw: cut through the skull. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 6: Hemostat Hemostat: Extract the brain. Crowbar.png Crowbar (55%)

Implant Removal

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over patient's chest. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: cut back the flesh. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: retract tissue. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the implant. Crowbar.png Crowbar (60%)
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder.png Welding tool (70%) Lighter.png Lighter (45%) Match.png Match (20%)

Appendectomy

If it's useless, tear it out.

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's groin.

Step 3: Scalpel Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with your scalpel.

Step 4: Hemostat Use your hemostat to clamp any bleeders.

Step 5: Retractor Use your retractor to open the incision.

Step 6: Scalpel Use your scalpel to sever the appendix.

Step 7: Hands Use your BARE HANDS to pull out the appendix.

Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional)

Step 8: Cautery Cauterize the wound with the cautery.

Xenomorph Removal

GET IT OUT OF ME!!

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Scalpel Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Retractor Use your retractor to retract the skin.

Step 5: Circular Saw Use your saw to cut through the chest.

Step 6: Hemostat Use your hemostat to pull out the larva.

Step 7: Cautery Close the wound with cautery.

Lipoplasty

Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Scalpel Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Hemostat Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.

Step 5: Circular Saw Slice up the fat with the saw.

Step 6: Retractor Remove the fat with the retractor

Step 7: Cautery Close the wound with cautery.

Plastic Surgery

I need to disappear forever!

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.

Step 3: Scalpel Use your scalpel to make an incision in the head.

Step 4: Retractor Use your retractor to retract the skin around the incision.

Step 5: Scalpel Use your scalpel to alter the patient's appearance.

Step 6: Cautery Use your cautery to mend the incision you made.

Gender Reassignment

For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's groin.

Step 3: Scalpel Use your scalpel to cut through the groin.

Step 4: Hemostat Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.

Step 5: Scalpel Use the scalpel to carefully reshape the patient's... body. ***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the scalpel acts as a giant syringe in this case.

Step 6: Cautery Close the wound with cautery.

Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)

Cavity Implant

My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

Step 2: Drapes Place drapes over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Scalpel Use your scalpel to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Hemostat Clamp bleeders with the hemostat.

Step 5: Retractor Use your retractor to pull back the skin.

Step 6: Scalpel Use your scalpel to cut through to a cavity.

Step 7: Hands Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.

Step 8: Cautery Close the wound with cautery.

Augmentation

We can rebuild him... We have the technology.

Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an exosuit fabricator.
Step 1: Drapes Drapes over the limb you want to augment. Bedsheet.png Bedsheet
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: cut back the skin. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (60%) CableCoils.png Cable (15%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor to pull back the skin. Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters.png Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Scalpel Scalpel to sever the muscles. Knife.png Kitchen knife (65%) Shard.png Shard (45%)
Step 6: Circular Saw Saw to cut through the limb. Hatchet.png Hatchet (35%) Butcherknife.png Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade.png Arm blade (75%)
Step 7: Use the cyborg limb on the limb you want to augment.

Ghetto Surgery

It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.

If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.

Appendectomy

Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's groin.

Step 3: Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%).

Step 4: Use a wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%) to clamp any bleeders.

Step 5: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to open the incision.

Step 6: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to sever the appendix.

Step 7: Use your BARE HANDS to pull out the appendix.

Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional)

Step 8: Cauterize the wound with the welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%).

Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis!


Xenomorph Removal

Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to retract the skin.

Step 5: Use a hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%) to cut through the chest.

Step 6: Use a spade (65%) / minihoe (50%) / crowbar (35%) to pull out the larva.

Step 7: Close the wound with welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%).

Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives!


Lipoplasty

Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%).

Step 5: Slice up the fat with the hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%).

Step 6: Remove the fat with the screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)

Step 7: Close the wound with welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%).

Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional)


Plastic Surgery

Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery.

Step 3: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to make an incision in the head.

Step 4: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to retract the skin around the incision.

Step 5: Use a kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%) to alter the patient's appearance.

Step 6: Use a welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%) to mend the incision you made.

Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program.


Gender Reassignment

Step 1: Place the victim patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's groin.

Step 3: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through the groin.

Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%).

Step 5: Use the hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%) to carefully reshape the patient's... body.

Step 6: Close the wound with welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%).

Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)


Cavity Implant

Step 1: Place the patient onto any table.

Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional)

Step 2: Place a bedsheet over the patient's chest.

Step 3: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through the chest.

Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%).

Step 5: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to pull back the skin.

Step 6: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through to a cavity.

Step 7: Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.

Step 8: Close the wound with welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%).

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