Иан

SPECIAL
Ian	Доступ: None Сложность: Impossible Глава: Head of Personnel Обязанности: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Руководства: Chain of Command

Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

KILLING PRIVATE IAN

Killing Ian is just as wise as welding a welding fuel tank, it's going to blow up in your face. Killing Ian, under the current server rules, makes you valid. This puts you under the mercy of the entire station, being that Ian is the station's beloved pet. As fun as it sounds to drag the little guy into a washing machine and parade around the station eating the meat, DO NOT DO IT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

• Head:
  • Regular Helmet
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat
  • Beret
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
• Back:
  • Standard Armor
  • Station bound radio
  • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)

Jobs on /tg/station

Law and Order: Alpha Dog, Master, Bigger Dog, Smells like Whiskey, Pee On, Butt Sniffer , Paper Dog Maintenance and Supply: Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange, Bag of Treets keeper, Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Smells like "Plants", Outside Dog Medical and Science: Grrrrr, Smells like cat, Smells like Bad, Smells like death, Smells like makefeelgood, Smells like everything, Maker of loud buzzy things, Trouble Civil Duty Jobs: Threat, Bark at constantly, Tastes like whiskey, Barking, Keeper of the foods, Smells funny, Smells blank, Submissive Dog Nonhuman Class: Loudvoicefromwall, Loud buzzy thing, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is that a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST! Enemy Agents: Bad Dogs, Every Dog, Spiney Dogs, Magic Dog Special Jobs: Anyone else smell that?, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Best Dog