Шаблон:Wizard Events
Wiznerd Events
The big bad list of all the devious magical events that replace the usual random events on the station. These happen upon purchasing the Summon Events ritual at least once, and their frequency increases with each purchase. These also may occur as one of the forced random events when completing an invocation at a Grand Ritual Rune.
| Special Events | Prompt | Effects | Chance |
| Blobies | None | All human corpses turn into non-sentient Blob Zombies. | Average |
| Change Faces | None | All sentient beings (including the wizard) swap their faces randomly. | High |
| Change Minds | None | All sentient beings (except for the wizard) swap their minds randomly. An assistant can have his mind swapped with the captain, antags are carried along with the mind, but if you're a changeling, you're sort of boned. | Very Low |
| Change Places | None | All sentient beings swap places randomly (if they are in the station). | Low |
| Cursed Items | None | Cursed Katanas, Fake Wizard Robes, LSD Laced Cigarettes, Boxing Gloves, Luchador Masks, Chameleon Masks, and Cat Ears are distributed among the crew. | Average |
| Department Revolt | The nation of [nation] has been formed. Affected jobs are [message] | You are a separatist! [nation] forever! Protect the sovereignty of your newfound land with your comrades in arms! A random department (greytide, medbay, engineering, science, cargo, or civilian) secedes from the station. OH CARGONIA... | Very Low |
| Embedpocalypse | None | Everything, everywhere, becomes sticky and will stick to anyone it hits. | Low |
| Fake Explosion | None | Nuclear alarms go off, makes everyone shit their pants. | Extremely Low |
| Greentext | The mythical greentext appear at your feet! Pick it up if you dare... | Anyone who picks up the greentext gains an objective to escape alive while carrying the greentext. Problem is, the greentext is absolutely gargantuan and weighs a literal ton. | High |
| Indentity Spoof | None | Everyone gets random wizard names, including the wizard. Will the real wizard please stand up? | Average |
| Imposter | None | A fake, identical body double to the real wizard spawns. Can cast fake spells to confuse and scare the crew. | Very Low |
| Improved Casting | None | The cooldown of a single spell for the Wizard is decreased as if that spell had been taken again. | Average |
| Invincible | None | A random humanoid is injected with 40 units of adminordrazine, making them invincible for 100 ticks. | Average |
| Lava | Warning: You feel the ground beneath you getting hot. Waves of heat distort the air. Start: |
The ground turns into surprisingly cool lava, lightly damaging anything on the floor. Flood the station with plasma for optimal effect. | Low |
| Magicarp | Unknown magical entities have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by. | Magicarps and Chaos Magicarps are spawned around the station | Very Low |
| Petsplosion | None | The bane of every HOP, animals around the station start to randomly gib. | Low |
| Possession | You suddenly feel a welling of new spooky powers... | Ghosts become visible to the crew, and can possess objects and spook people. | Low |
| Race | You feel somehow... different? | Everyone turns into a random different species. Very unfortunate if you happen to turn into a Plasmaman. | Low |
| RPG Loot | None | All items get a snazzy little pronoun which either buffs or nerfs the item. Items can be buffed by using an item fortification scroll. | Average |
| Robeless Casting | None | The wizard can now cast all of his spells without any of his robes. | Low |
| Summon Guns | None | Everyone get guns, some get a survival objective. | Very Low |
| Summon Magic | None | Everyone gets a wand, some get an objective to steal magical items. | Very Low |
| Tower of Babel | You feel a magical force affecting your speech patterns! | The wizard gains knowledge of every language. Everyone else is cursed and forgets all languages but are given a single randomized one as a replacement. | Average |